Thursday, October 29, 2009

The Falcon Speaks Out

Check out this e-mail the Falcon sent me about having a record trade go bad with some guy overseas. You might wanna think twice before messin with him.

In his own words:

"you know what douchebag? You want to post this on the forum than be my guest, because in the end you are being a complete bitch and i could honestly care less if you try and gain sympathy from a bunch of people on the internet because you feel cheated. Cry me a fucking river. Life is so hard. There are audible clicks on my record, i can't use it in the club to get the crowd hype with my expert knowledge of obscure hoo. A real ass mutherfucker wouldn't give a flying fuck if there was some grit on the record. It's not about pristine condition M- records and having fashionable tunes to impress your nerd friends with. It's uptight posers like you who take the beauty out of this music and impose their twisted values on people. I was willing to work with you until you started acting like a dick.

You're just mad because you found the Nancy Martin the week after you made the trade and then when the Blake Baxter got there it was not up to your grading standard. If you didn't think the trade was fair, then you shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place as you're saying the records you offered are more rare than the ones you traded for and so forth. Bad move on your part, captain.

I was trying to be civil with you but now your bitch-ass has pushed me over the limit.

I was actually not at work yesterday and therefore I was not able to respond to your ever urgent email.

I know you have been losing sleep over this and I actually find it amusing.

You picked the wrong dude to lash out on.

In the end i want to be rid of you, if it takes 20 euros to shut you the fuck up, than so be it. Send me your Paypal address.

Being humble goes a long way and you have alot to learn when dealing with people you don't know, so watch it because you never know what kind of mess you may step into."

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